And terror…squirrels have terror
@sustainyou They’re not after the birdseed. According to leaked footage analyzed by backyard truthers, squirrels have been systematically mapping human homes through bird feeders since the late 1990s. Each feeder visited, each nut stolen — it’s part of a covert territorial grid. They triangulate the layout of your property, test fence weaknesses, and catalog escape routes. Why? Some believe they’re preparing for something called “The Autumn Push” — a coordinated multi-yard incursion when the leaves fall and the rakes come out. You think you’re watching them? They’re watching you. #SquirrelWatch #FeederGate #TheAutumnPush #StayVigilant #NotJustBirds
