Woman Literally Has A DUI Bust, With Vodka Stuffed In Her Bra
Over the weekend, cops in Florida received a 911 call reporting a “drunk female driving all over the drive thru” of a local McDonald’s. When they arrived, police found 31-year-old Brandi Stanley. “Swing from side-to-side,” Stanley refused to take a breathalyzer, resulting in her being escorted to the local police station. It was there, that cops realized they had a literal bust on their hands. Inside her bra, were stashed seven of eight nipper bottles of Deep Eddy Vodka. Insert joke here.
Source: Smoking Gun