Tonight, the 2025 NFL Draft begins and will go into Friday and Saturday. This gives football fans plenty of reason to have a weekend-long party, and even turn the whole thing into a drinking game. So, make sure you’ve got some friends who can handle their alcohol, a stocked bar, a decent television set up, plenty of shot glasses or solo cups…and a designated driver or two. Here are some things to watch for that’ll be sure to get the booze flowing in no time.
Take a drink every time:
- Commissioner Roger Goodell mispronounces a player’s name
- Every time Roger Goodell gets boo’ed…bonus points if you can chug through the entirety of the introductory booing session
- Each time Travis Hunter is referred to as a “dual threat,” “double threat,” or the phrase “both side of the ball” is uttered
- The “hand size” of a quarterback is mentioned
- The color of a player’s suit matches the color scheme of the team that drafted him
- When a drafted player hugs Roger Goodell, and actually picks him up
- When a drafted player is referred to as “the next version” of a previous NFL player
- Sip when the possibility of a trade is mentioned…chug if a trade goes down
- When Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, or Miami drafts a player who went to college in Florida
- When an ex-player reads the pick for his former team
- Anytime one of the following phrases is uttered: “passes the eye test,” “huge upside,” “character issues,” “generational talent,” “day-one starter,” “playoff drought,” or “coach him up”
- If any television analyst is shown running the 40-yard dash, and their results are shown in comparison to a player being drafted
- Someone makes a reference to Mel Kiper’s hair and/or forehead
- Bonus points if you can gargle the tone that ESPN uses each time a pick is ready to be announced
Source: Narcissistic Penguin
